I’m a man who can take a joke, to be frank I love nothing more than when people trash talk!  I think of trash talk as bonding, the fact that people can engage in conversation and go at each other, yet still laugh at the end, these exchanges give me hope in humanity!  For when all people can voice opinions in a humorous exchange and not shed blood nore tear, that is the day we rise to truly call ourselves the great creation.  But people who take things personal and regress to violence and/or intimidation are nothing more than morons to insecure with themselves to recognize the value of life.

Over the weekend I was in a play, told a friend happy b-day, went out to meet my bud Jamo, flirted w/a few gals, re-recorded some of the stuff on my Ellen Song, ate dinner w/my mommy, and learned that I fucking hate short BALD men who have the Napoleon syndrome!  But I won’t go into that bc more pressing issues are in my head!  Such as, why do people think it is clever to have babies sign cards?  Is really all that cute to have a scribble across a damn piece of paper?  Honestly, it throws the whole card off and you and I both know the damn baby can’t read the card and didn’t pick it out?  Reminds me of my family members that cheer a dying person on for using a straw!  Once again, it’s not that great of a feat.  It makes everyone seem creepy, like sucking on a straw is something to cheer on a grown adult for doing?  If anything else it’s insulting and sad, and in the case of people who you may be spiteful towards (AMAZING!)

Regardless this week I got to get 3 videos up, organize a few shoots, meet w/a few more people, and seriously ask myself how a 13 year old white girl ended up playing a racist black man in the INKTANK play?

If ya all take nothing else from this post, remember it is better to laugh at and with an asshole than to be spiteful!

I awoke one morning to find that Oshun had placed Elegba in my hair!  Then as quick as it all happened Oshun transformed the meaning behind my loving stare, she taught me the danger associated when one openly cares and the danger behind the dare of a confused women’s glare!

It’s snowing the white death!  I never really understood why people called snow the white death!  It’s like anything else, when you don’t respect it, it can make life dangerous!  Kinda like my grandma, she’s a mean B**CH!!!  I don’t have the balls to type it, cause she would make hell HOT!!!  I think the major reason people dislike the snow and being snowed in is that if your stuck all by yourself it gives you loads of time to reflect on your life.  I know that I spent last night thinking about my project and how to get it to move forward at a faster pace, how much I love my team, ex gf’s, and all my new lovely prospects!  Sometimes it’s not cool to think to much, where is the distraction?  Why does my head feel like I’ve been beating it up against a concrete wall?  Why do I know what beating my head up against a concrete wall feels like?

I’ve been snowed in at my aunt’s house w/ her new puppy!  OMG I need someone to cuddle w/me!  I’ve been talking to a few girls!  One kinda creeps me out, sends me random text messages about her feet and stuff?  Like WTF is that?  Is that suppose to be cute?  Is that flirting?  No, it’s not!  Your making me think STRANGER DANGER!  I promise, the next girls number I get I’m totally going to start the conversation with her about my itchy feet, see if it plays out for me

This girl totally had the nerve to tell me the other day that she thought I was on her level!  LOL, girl your not on my level!  Sure your cute, sure you got that black swag and cocky smile going for ya, but I’d break your heart!  I’m almost tempted to tell her she’s wasting her time w/me cause I only like smart girls and her tid-bit conversations don’t hit any topics that peak my interest!

The other girl I’ve been talking to is freaking adorable in a Disney princess kinda way!  OMG, she literally has the best game in the world!  I’m so caught off guard by her, she smack talks like a pro, she reminds me of a elf version of myself!  But I’m the shit, so why else would I not find someone else who is the shit, the shit?  That makes me want to type she the shit, cause I’m the sit, and I know what the shit is all about, cause I got a nose for finding the shit!  SHIT is such a fun word!  Somehow shit transformed from this amazing pile of shit, to like a colorful way of giving props!  Ya’All the shit!

Anyways I need to sign up for something!  Got shit to do!   PS: Ellen DeGeneres totally wants to rule the world!  I think I’d be cool with that!