So the past week has been pretty hard core!  I saved a baby turtle, relocating him to a home much safer than a highway!  I broke up a fist fight, had my vehicle towed, talked to a principle who was living on the roof of his school hoping to acquire 25 million dollars for renovation, met a cool old dude who restored model T’s and A’s!  I’ve started thinking about reevaluating the type of women I pick up in my pumpkin suit, started my campaign to help Ellen DeGeneres conquer the world, had a great time at the flying pig marathon, Cincy Cinco introduced me to a dragon, and to top it all off I danced with the Lucky Charms Leprechaun!   

 

I also happen to fall in love all over again with Freak nasty and “Da Dip”!  Ewwwww, I got a VIP invite to audition to The Real World too!  I don’t know about that show!  I don’t know if they’re ready for a dude who sports T-Rex bling like me?  Who knows, but if I can somehow convince the entire nation to “Do the Ellen” Ellen DeGeneres will have to take notice of my devotion LOL!  I also realized how stupid of me it was to get a cricKet phone!  After 3 days my screen broke (apparently I text too hard?)  They wouldn’t replace my phone!  On top of that their service is horrible!  The cool thing though is that the dude behind the counter recognized me!  Apparently I gave him a hug at some point!  I can’t believe how many people I’ve given hugs too, but apparently people remember them   I should start a campaign to get an i-phone so that I can download the Ellen app!  LOL!  I recommend that everyone reading this right now make it a point to be really extra nice to customer service people.  No matter how pissed off you are over policies it’s not their fault.  I understand more than anyone how satisfying it would be to drive your car through the front glass of a cricKet store or any other store in that matter that screws you over!  I understand how satisfying it would be to transform into a giant preying mantis and rip the shelf’s bare!  I understand how kick ass laser eyes would be in some situations.  But at the end of the day sales people can’t go outside of the rules.  I believe many of them sympathize with you.  I think we need to have a customer service day, where everyone makes it a point to bake cakes and surprise customer service people with presents, not the kind that go boom you psychos.  I think we should do this just because I think it will help keep the humanity aspect behind corporations alive.  If laws exist that grant corporations the rights of a citizen I think we need to make it a point to go out and give corporations hugs!  Imagine how bad ass that would be, a million people walkin up to Wal-Mart buildings huggin them and kissing them!  HAHA, maybe the corporations just need a little love.  Maybe cricKet and other evil entities in the world just haven’t gotten laid in a while.  Were all guilty of that, gettin a little snippy when were not gettin any.  Unless you’ve never gotten any, in which case your not missin out on anything (:P)  Maybe if I offered to give cricKet a sexy back rub it would replace my phone or at least send me some roses sayin sorry for being an ass hole? 

 

I made a new friend whose helpin out with my project!  I think he’s really cool!  It’s nice to have another person around me who doesn’t have limitations to their thinking.  I’m so tired of dealing with people who shoot every idea, concept, and thought down.  The funny thing is that most the people shooting down ideas don’t realize that the only reason I’ve come this far with developing humanpuppet is because I’ve not allowed people to shoot down my ideas and passion!  So anyone else out there workin on capturing a dream I advise you make it a point to surround yourself with people who believe in you.  Don’t associate yourself with people who don’t believe in you.  It’s a hell of a lot more fun when two crazy people get together and that only grows exponentially with more crazies joining the group!

OMG, this really cool chick is working locally to organize a march for women to walk shirtless in!  Since the law in Ohio does not prevent men from walking around shirtless, it can’t prevent women from doing so!  What’s even cooler is that indecent exposure only refers to genitalia, not BOOBS!  My philosophy in life is that things that bring more smiles than frowns are worth doing!  I totally support equal rights for women.  In an evolutionary sense women are far more important than men anyways.  Some species don’t even exhibit the male sex, which only gets my mind thinking about ……

Anyway, the point I’m gettin at is that I support the movement of women walkin around topless!  I honestly think at the very least, outside of providing more equality in America, stress from this economic environment will dissipate as a byproduct of the movement!  I’m just picturin after a hard day’s work, stressed out to the max, driven home only to come to a stop light and see a group of topless women running!  My whole day, I’m now happy and optimistic.  I wonder if society as a whole would be less violent if movements like this didn’t have the need to exist.  I’m already picturing wars with topless women.  People just huggin it out agreeing that dying today just doesn’t seem like a heroic thing to do.  Ladies show it off, all boobs are created equal, and any stupid ass hole out there who disagrees has failed to realized that the women the boobs are attached to is the real prize!