Human Puppet

Right now I have to admit I feel quite defeated!  My dog of 13yrs died yesterday, despite being one of fifty finalist for one of the coolest reality shows in the world, I’m not going to be on because I don’t fit into the cast puzzle, and I got kicked off the Chicago Theater property for dancing!  To top that off, I didn’t even get any of the amazing footage of all the people I had dancing with me in Chicago because security told my camera guy he was not allowed to film.  This was very confusing because they allowed other people to film!  What makes it even more heartfelt is that staff came out and gave free tickets to people waiting around to see Ellen and I was not allowed on that side of the street?  I don’t understand how dancing with Ellen fans at an Ellen show is wrong, but apparently when you get entire crowds to show their support for Ellen World Domination, at an Ellen DeGeneres comedy show, someone didn’t like that!  The one security guard told me I was not allowed to solicit material?  I was handing out pieces of paper, some to Ellen’s staff, that stated I want to dance with Ellen DeGeneres?  Oh, last night @TRexBling and myself tweeted @TheEllenShow 1,000 times in a row asking her to dance with me!  Still haven’t heard anything back.  I guess that means I still have a long road ahead of me!  I also found it weird to see so many Ellen fans in one place who were afraid to dance!  How can you call yourself a true Ellen fan if your afraid to dance to your own beat?  What was even more shocking is that I was the only person with an Ellen mask.  How can tons of Ellen fans come together and I’m the only one with an Ellen mask for Ellen World Domination?  I assume that’s why I’m the Midwest general!
 
On the flip side I met Roger Ebert, totally handed him a www.humanpuppet.com flier, an ex gf bought me dinner, and I survived a night in one of the scariest hotels ever!  All part of the journey to Do the Ellen dance with Ellen DeGeneres!  I don’t really feel like writing anything elaborate right now!  I don’t even feel like getting out of bed and it’s almost 1:00pm!  That was three hard blows back to back!  I’m still standing though, I won’t lose sight of the goal, and I’ll try to turn these negative events into positive ones!  I think the most positive thing about this week, outside of @TRexBling trying to kiss @SUEtheTrex is the fact that I have made history by being the first person ever to introduce The Ellen Dance to Chicago!  TO further emphasize that claim, I’m the first person to introduce The Ellen Dance to Ellen fans at an Ellen DeGeneres event?  Cross your fingers I can get some of the other events I have in the works to pull out something big!

PS: This cool guy put me in his video from Chicago! http://www.youtube.com/user/louenriquez#p/u/0/_WGbOFKpgK8